Pro Tips: Embarrassing Questions From The First Timer
We have all brought a friend on their first river adventure. Whether it be a quick mellow half-day float or a multi-day whitewater adventure, we have all been there. Next time you get that odd question just think back to the time of your early river running days. You weren't the expert you are now. While it is fun to give your pal some grief, make sure you give them the actual answer so they don't spend their time planning revenge.
Where should I leave my stuff?
The river is a circle... right? Many first timers haven't really thought about trip logistics and are confused about starting in one place and ending in another. This question is top for a big prank, but be nice so your friends want to come back. Also make sure your friends understand they shouldn't hide their shoes in a bush at put-in.
Where do I go to the bathroom?
Many people don't want to go on a multi-day river trip because they are scared, embarrassed, or simply don't even want to bring up the subject. Make sure you know what the regulations about the bathroom are and share that information with any first timer so they don't have to be the one to ask. The groover is typically a hit with new river users so help them embrace it!
Selway Fabrication Groover
How deep is the river?
While this may not see embarrassing or weird right away but it becomes a bit more odd when you start thinking about it. The depth of the river is constantly changing and very dynamic. Also very dependent on where you are measuring. So answers like "chest high on a duck" might be fun they don't actually help much. When a friend asks kindly explain how it is always changing and offer up how rivers are more often measured in CFS.
Where does all of the food go?
A single day trip you may just have a small soft side cooler with snacks and sandwiches packed. Multi-day trip require a lot more work and gear. Many boat set ups include coolers and dry boxes designed for hauling all of that food.
A gear boat can carry bags, the kitchen, and all the kids!
What do I wear?
The best approach to any outdoor activity is dress in layers. This should be your approach when it's hot, cold, and in-between. The combination of a base lay, mid layer, with a fleece on top is a great start. Adding some sort of puffy layer will keep you extra warm while hanging out in camp. Don't forget a rain shell not only to keep you dry if it is raining they are also really good at holding in heat.
Dress up time!
I would put money that costumes or some sort of funny theme will be part of a trip. So, pack that adult onesies, weird hat, funny ties, and bright eccentric shirt from the thrift store.
Am I going to get splashed?
More than likely yes you will. It's a rafting trip. However, maybe it's cold out and in that case who ever is rowing or guiding might try hard to keep people dry. Go into the trip with the mindset you will get splashed a little bit. A rain jacket or splash top will help keep you dry from big waves or rain.
Paddle boat fun!
Is a river trip really right for me?
I have done so many river trips, in all sorts of weather, at all times of the year. There has been snow, rain, and wind that blows the entire trip back toward put-in. I have yet to hear someone say "you know, river trips are pretty terrible, I will never go on one again." So yes, a river trip is for you. Maybe a class IV trips in the middle of winter isn't the best place to start, but I bet at the end you will have had a memorable time that you will never forget.
This is just a small sample of questions from the first time river tripper. What other fun questions have you gotten?
